TumsDown

“I’m criiiiiiiiiiien…real tears. Bbbbbbbecause…I don’t know when I got too old to eat certain foods. All I wanted to do was enjoy my All Star Meal from Waffle House. But 3.5 minutes after I finished the last bite…I threw it all up. It wasn’t even the anger I felt over wasting my $18 that got me. It’s the disrespect I felt from this being the way my body gave me my reality check. And while I was numb chucking…thoughts on whether I’ve reached an age where Tums needs to be added to my grocery list started taunting me. Which is wild because I was just mocking the accountability avoidant ‘aunties’ in the group chat, over their “seasoned hen” status last year. Now…I have to switch my title from the Golden Child…to…to…to…to…the Golden giRL. ‘I can noooooot’.