Stoner

“The party came and went…and I wasn’t on the guest list. A lot took place that I can’t speak on but what I can say is…my ability to predict a thing before it happens…is still a thing. Normally a trigger this big would send me on an all day group chat rant, throwing stones at anyone who needed to be hit. But because the g(r)ow up is real, I understand these rituals are purposely timed to fit inside the new/full moon cycles. So I sun’d them. Instead of getting my ego high off the recklessness of my pride…I chose to celebrate my little sister for Mother’s Day. Didn’t I send like 5 back to back troll texts the chat? Of course I did babes…I never said I was too mature to throw ‘I told you so’s’.”